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Beware Of The Coconut Tee

Beware Of The Coconut Tee

£45.00 GBP
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Beware Of The Coconut Tee

TRAITS

BEWARE OF THE FLYING COCONUT METEORITES! 

coconut coconut,
high up in the tree,
coconut coconut,
a simple reminder to me.

coconut coconut,
can't break through though I try,
coconut coconut,
my favourite 'till I die.

SPECIFICS

  • 5.3oz 100% organic ring-spun coconut cotton.
  • Dubbed "the killer fruit".
  • Falling coconuts kill 150 people each year worldwide.
  • Don't forget your lollipop.
  • Sharks kill around 5 people each year worldwide.
  • GOTS, GRS, OCS & OekoTex Eco-Friendly Certificates.
  • Made-on-demand.
  • Unisex (Her: 1.68m wearing size L)
  • Origin of Cotton: Subtropical Bangladesh.

SIZE GUIDE

  S M L XL 2XL
Body Length (inches) 27 ¼ 28 ⅜ 29 ⅛ 29 ⅞ 30 ¾
Chest Width (inches) 18 ¼ 19 ¼ 20 ½ 21 ⅝ 22 ⅞
Sleeve Lenght (inches) 8 ⅛ 8 ½ 8 ⅞ 8 ⅞ 9 ¼
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